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"You can go to heaven if you want to, I’d rather stay right here in Bermuda."
― Samuel Langhorne Clemens

unSwizzle, unShorts & onSundays

If you’re feeling Bermudian and in need of a swizzle break (if it’s possible for those two conditions to exist simultaneously), Torani Pineapple Fizz Rum Punch is not quite as sweet as the inn-version.

Torani Pineapple Fizz Rum Punch in martini glasses

Torani Pineapple Fizz Rum Punch

  • 1/4 cup (2 oz) Torani Pineapple Syrup
  • 2 tbsp (1 oz) Torani French Vanilla Syrup
  • 1 3/4 cup (14 oz) sparkling water
  • 1/2 cup (4 oz) grapefruit juice
  • 3/4 cup (6 oz) Goslings Gold Seal Rum

Directions: Combine ingredients in a punch bowl, fill with ice, swizzle everything together and make little lime peel curls.
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There was a time when the closest thing to a cup of coffee in Bermuda was a cup of tea. Nowadays, thanks to this guy, we brew sexy Bermuda shorts and lungos faster and creamier than any old teapot.

Luigi Lavazza black and white photo

Lavazza BLUE espresso Bestsellers

Directions: Drop Lavazza BLUE capsule in brewer. Press play. Watch magical crema appear in espresso cup. As you take the first sip, whisper “amazingamente” while looking like you’re having an Italian spiritual experience. Down the rest and then pretend to wipe a tear from your eye.

With or without codfish, fish cakes, rum cake or bananas, make Vanilla French Toast your new Bermuda Sunday morning tradition — except sticky fingers.

Unsplash Vanilla French Toast courtesy Joseph Gonzalez

or …

Directions: Wake up. Check to see that it’s Sunday. Check to see if anyone has brought you breakfast in bed: If yes, be happy; If not, proceed to kitchen. Make French toast or roast coffee and be happy.

bohemian Bermudian

Generation Z Bermudian?

It’s the end of the alphabet but not the end of the world (to be born after 1993.) Coffee, tea and cocoa are, and always will be, the media in #realsocialmedia. Read our Brew News Pairings stories.

Two women together: one white, one black courtesy Shamim Nakhai at Unsplash
Jimmy Daly on “Why life seems so complicated

Shack wacky Bermudian?

Been on dis rock too long? Brew yourself a getaway in a mug: Austria, Brazil, China, Colombia, Ethiopia, France, Indonesia, Italy, Jamaica, Kenya, South Africa, the West Coast or the North Pole. Read our #youcangettherefromhere stories.

Jet wingtip viewed from inside the cabin courtesy Unsplash
Thoreau on the Art of Walking and the Perils of a Sedentary Lifestyle at brainpickings.org

Zen Bermudian?

Everything here, now and Zen

Orange robed clasped hands courtesy Peter Hershey at Unsplash
The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
Robert Maynard Pirsig, Author of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

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